Word Up! All Hail the 90s!

You might be a child of the 90s if...

- You're named Hunter, Tyler, Taylor, Kyle, Koby, Danny, Destiny, Hailey, Madison, Britney, Caitlin or Shaye.
- Master Splinter is more than just a rat to you, and you thought that eating pizza and living in a sewer would be a "tight" way to learn martial arts if you were a turtle.
- You EVER thought that Ricky Martin was straight, Britney Spears could sing, and The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, or Christina Aguilera were "da bomb".
- Big purple dinosaurs make you want to start singing and so do small colorful babies with antennas sticking out of their heads.
- Mom or Dad has ever yelled at you because s/he stepped on a Micromachine.
- You had serious discussions with your friends over whether Tommy or Jason was better at Martial Arts.
- Lunchables were once a satisfying meal for you.
- You're not sure if Christina Ricci, Macauley Culkin, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and Elijah Wood still need a babysitter, or if they should be dating the babysitter.
- Cheesy poofs sounded delicious, but you weren't allowed to say anything else Cartman said.
- Your dream car was a Jeep wrangler, Hummer, Mazda Miata, or a new VW Bug.
- "Hakunahmatata" sounds like a real word to you.
- Nintendo 64 is state of the art and the Tomb Raider girl seemed REALLY sexy.
- Body glitter was a must-have to go along with your pink hair...or maybe just by itself if you never ACTUALLY went through with the hair.
- It seems like the internet and MTV have always been around.
- You ever added "izz" and "ite" to a word to give it more "flava", as in "That '64 Impala is the shizzite"
- Someone that you knew, or maybe even you, had a belly button, nose, or eyebrow pierced (and pretty much everyone you knew had their ears pierced, more than once).
- At one point, you pulled your t-shirt up over your head and ran around the house screaming, "I am Cornholio!" and you know exactly why you needed t.p.
- If you could just get Pikachu trained...
- Tickle-Me-Elmo, a Super Soaker, and a pair of light-up tennis shoes were once on your Christmas list.
- The best concert you could ever go to would be called anything-palooza, and would feature everyone from Cypress Hill, Nirvana and Pearl Jam to Korn, Limp Bizkit, No Doubt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smash Mouth, and Sugar Ray.
- Unless, of course, you were a gangsta'-thug-life type kiddie...then you scoffed at all of the above and understood that Lauryn Hill, Queen Latifah, Missy Elliott, Warren G, Snoop, and Dr. Dre were the only ones who REALLY knew what waz up.
- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, made you laugh, and Vanilla Ice and Dennis Rodman didn't.
- If Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Beverly Hills 90210, Party of Five, Moesha, Friends, Third Rock, Ally McBeal or Melrose Place was on, not even Freddie Prinze Jr. or Alicia Silverstone could get you to go out with them.
- The big stars to you are Jennifer Lopez, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Edward Norton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Denzel Washington, Brad Pitt, and Matthew McConaughey.
- You're not sure who Winnona Ryder is, but you think she's that lady that used to be going out with that guy who looks like Skeet Ulrich.
- Sailor Moon and any other anime that you could get your hands on was stuff to make all your friends at the raves jealous with.
- You saw Men In Black, Dazed and Confused, Rushmore, Friday and Scream 1 and 2 when they were still in theaters.
- Even though you'd never admit it, you're now slightly afraid to go camping just in case the Blair Witch is somewhere near by.
- You secretly believe that maybe, just maybe, Tupac is still alive.
- And we all know you'd still go out with Edward Furlong or Pamela Anderson if s/he asked.

That's Phat!
~jaz